North Korea Rocket Launch to Obama and World: Na Na
Today, North Korea went ahead and launched its rocket which The U.S., Japan, and South Korea believe was a cover a long-range missile test.
I’m sure it was a mistake though. I mean the international community was very clear in its opposition to the launch. North Korea must not have gotten the memo, right?
Thankfully, upon hearing this news the U.N. Security Council immediately gathered for an emergency session to gossip about the “provocative act.”
“Did you see the missile launch? Was it as provocative as I’ve heard?”
“Oh, yes… it was quite provocative. Quite provocative indeed.”
“Do you think North Korea just didn’t get the memo? Should we send another?”
“Now, hold on… we don’t want to be overbearing or provocative ourselves. That might send the wrong message. Let’s just discuss the provocative act some more before we jump to any decision. Agreed?”
“Aye!”
It was perhaps the most productive U.N. Security Council session we’ve seen in some time. I’m sure North Korea understands just how serious the international community is now. Boy that was close.
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